Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Great Expectations

Research In Motion, now Blackberry, finally released the long anticipated BB10 platform and phones today. Blackberry fans celebrated. The company's CEO received accolades. The company redeemed itself. Angels rejoiced. Meanwhile, Wallstreet was unmoved. In fact, Research In Motion's stocks fell 8% after the release. Why? Because stockholders were expecting revolutionary, and instead they got a solid, well thought out product. But wait, isn't a solid, well thought out product a good thing? Obviously not on Wallstreet.
The same situation transpired last week when Apple released their earnings reports. They made more money than they did last year, had solid profits, and iPhones were selling like hot cakes. Wallstreet's response? A sell off, driving Apple stocks down by over 10%.
Last year, when Apple released the iPhone 5, pundits were unmoved. It seemed ordinary. It had a slightly bigger screen, better specs, and a more refined operating system. But it wasn't revolutionary. Wallstreet analysts responded by downgrading Apple stock, saying they just weren't innovating anymore. It still sold millions, because people liked it.
There is a common thread in all these scenarios. The problem isn't that companies aren't working their butts off to build great products. The problem isn't that these companies aren't making a tonne of money. The problem is that large investors and analysts increasingly expect earth shattering breakthroughs, and brand new products - every quarter. And even when they have amazing financial performance, companies are punished for not meeting Wallstreet expectations.
Half of these nitwits don't know the work and effort put into seemingly simple refinements to already great products. Someone needs to tell these analysts that revolutions don't happen everyday, not even in the Middle East.

Saturday, 26 January 2013

More Than You Bargained For


Life is full of disappointments. Part of being a well adjusted adult is recognising, and accepting that things won't always go the way you want them to. Some people call it pessimism, and encourage you to be positive. However, let's face it, all the positive thinking in the world won't make it a perfect place. Even the paradigms of optimism must accept this fact - you can't will the universe to operate how you want it to. It's a lot bigger than our small minds.

Then it get's worse. When you live your life with the knowledge that things will go wrong, sometimes you make mental bargains. You choose a course of action, knowing full well that it will have negative consequences. You prepare yourself for these outcomes, and take the hits that land your way. Then you get a sucker-punch that sends you sprawling on your back, gasping for air, and wondering why it's suddenly dark with a sky full of stars. 

As you fight for each lung-full of air, you can't help but think that that was more than you bargained for. And therein lies your mistake. Life doesn't do bargains. In fact, life has a compulsion to let you know that not only won't things always go your way, they also won't go the way you expect.

Perhaps that's why we like movies with happy endings, or with endings that leave us happy. Fiction allows us to the opportunity to weave a tale that we control. For in real life, we are never in control of all outcomes. 

Sorry, no happy endings here either.

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

A Call To Arms

This is not one of my regular posts. No ranting today, just a call to arms. And no, I'm not going to ask you to rush Digicel or LIME headquarters either. Well, at least not today. Neither has ticked me off sufficiently this year. This post is about the Jamaica Blog Awards!
 
André Rants has been nominated for the Jamaica Blog Awards 2012! Hurray! * Cue drum roll * I've been nominated in two categories:
  1. Best Personal Blog: http://jamaicablogawards.org/jm/andre-rants/
  2. Best News and Current Affairs Blog: http://jamaicablogawards.org/jm/andre-rants-news-category
Voting is open, and you may vote once per day until voting closes on January 14 January 19. You may vote using the links above. You'll need to visit the pages, and then hit the green button labelled "Click To Vote". So go forth and vote, today, tomorrow, the day after, and the day after that! You get the drift.
 
Thank you all for your readership. And welcome to 2013! I hope you enjoy your stay here.