Monday, 26 December 2011

Fix Orange Street!


Im a so annoyed!  And the more time passes, the more my annoyance simmers. Maybe I'm frustrated with myself, but I'm gonna blame the idiots who build the roads in this country.  Who the heck puts a median in the middle of the road you're supposed to be driving on?!  Worse yet, who forgets to put markers, maybe a sign saying sharp left?!  Slipe Road/Orange Street is dangerous!

I wonder how many motorists have had accidents because of that poorly marked, ill-designed road.  And the annoying part of it is that you know it's there.  In fact, I drove there earlier in the day without mishap.  Drove back again in the night, and it's like the stupid turn appeared out of no flipping where!  Fortunately the road was empty, could have been more serious had there been other vehicular traffic.

So now I have one shaken up but safe passenger (glad you're ok), a cracked oil pan, missing hub cap (wasn't about to stop there to assess the damage), dented rims, and who knows what else.  Poor Alex (my car) shut off at the top of my road, and wouldn't start.  Had to coast her home and push her into a parking spot.  At least she made it home.

I hope writing truly is cathartic.  I'm dreading the visit to the mechanic.  So much for zeroing the credit card for the New Year.

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Please Take My Money

A few months ago, the world lost a visionary.  He changed so much about the tech world, but more than that, he changed the way everyone uses technology.  I am currently reading his biography, and one thing that stands out is that Steve Jobs wasn't the greatest inventor, designer, or engineer of our time.  What made him such a valuable person was his ability to bring it all together, and to sell it.  And by sell it, I don't mean just the products that Apple made.

Long before Apple became the text book case for business students, Steve Jobs was pushing views that were different from the norm.  The second computer produced by Apple is a fitting example of this.  More than a good computer, it was a good idea - the idea that computers should be simple, un-intimidating, and ready for use by the masses, right out of the box.  This was a far cry from the convention of the day - computers were assembled by hobbyists who bought kits and parts at electronics stores.  It was Jobs' ability to sell this revolutionary idea that made the difference.  While Steve Wozniak was the brain behind the amazing chip design in those first Apple devices, it was Jobs who took them to the world.  Woziak would have given the great tech to the world in a ready to assemble kit.  And they would probably have went the way of the betamax.

Steve Jobs superb salesmanship and marketing prowess was a critical factor in the success of Apple.  He motivated an entire company to make products which had a unique appeal, and he singlehandedly took Apple from the verge of bankruptcy to being the second most valuable company in the world.  All of this underscores an important fact which is often missed by professionals - it's not enough to be good at what you do, you have to be able to convince others of this as well.  You need to be able to sell your skills, your product, your competitive differentiator, or whatever it is that your business is built on.  This applies equally to individuals as it does to companies.

A recent experience underscored the importance of this to me.  I was exploring some options for doing a course in massage therapy, and I narrowed my options down to two schools.  I visited each and got brochures and basic information.  I had a pretty good idea which one I would choose, but I was of two minds mainly because the one I preferred cost four times as much as the other!

Having decided to surrender my wallet and sign up for the one I preferred, I went there to register and pay the fee.  But I was still hesitant, and delayed a bit with the form.  Like any consumer, about to spend a wad of cash, I wanted them to make me feel good about my purchase.  So I started talking with the staff at this school, explaining to them that I was comparing two courses and wanted to know what made theirs better.  The person who was dealing with me said she knew little about the course and referred me to the instructor.  At this point I was certain that I'd get this excellent pitch about why they were a better option even though they were more expensive.  I expected to be told about how much more I would learn, and how superior their course was to the competition.  They would wax poetic about how the other school was like a Lada, and they were the Mercedes Benz of the massage world!  I got none of that.  The instructor simply said to me that she knew nothing about the other course, how it was taught, or what it covered.  Furthermore, she seemed surprised when I told her that her course cost four times as much.

At this point you'd think I'd walk out and go spend a quarter of my money at the other school.  But I had already been sold on the course by a friend who recommended it.  So I started probing.  I asked about the size of the class, and discovered that the classes there had a smaller student complement than the competition, so there is more opportunity for individual instruction.  I also probed a bit more and learned that they provide all the material needed for the course, as well as hands on training with actual clients.  The competing school required you to take your own material as well as subject to practice on.  These people had a compelling and superior product, but probably didn't even realize this!  In the words of Hugh Laurie: "idiots"!

That experience is quite the opposite of what should happen. Here it was that I walked into this business place, and had to convince myself to give them my money! There is something glaringly wrong there.  Granted, no one likes pushy sales people - they give the profession a bad name.  But no business can survive without effectively selling it's product or service.  Advertising is not enough - that just puts you in the game.  Every business needs people who are either passionate about the product or service, or can fake it.  In fact, your staff doesn't have to like selling, they don't even have to be trained to do this.  What is needed is interest, and a little knowledge.  Had that instructor possessed even a basic idea of the course which was offered by the competing school, which is literally down the road, then she would have been in a better position to help me make my decision.  How many potential students could they have lost because of this fundamental flaw?

My advice to this school would be to go spy on the competition!  They are right next door to you.  Take a walk, get a brochure, ask some questions!  And when a customer asks why they should give you their money, they last thing you want to say is that you don't know.

Monday, 5 December 2011

I'm Moving My Stomach To Portland


I went to Portland on a crazy spur of the moment road trip, with a friend of mine on Sunday.  Just started driving and did St. Thomas, Portland, St. Mary, St. Andrew and back to Kingston - a 10 hour road trip.  The highlight of the trip was definitely Portland, where my friend grew up.  It was a great trip, and I learned something which may have been obvious to others, but that took me by surprise: the price of food in Kingston is grossly inflated!

While in Portland we stopped by what appeared to be a popular spot - both with locals and tourists.  It was a restaurant, bar, and lounge and they had karaoke going.  We decided to have some food before hitting the road again, so we requested a menu.  At first glance I thought to myself, oh great, they gave us the appetizer menu!  Looking at the crowd gathered to drink and fool themselves that they could sing, and realizing it was after 10PM, I decided that they probably didn't have proper food.  I resigned myself to a snack and started to peruse the menu.

That's when I did a double take, for I was in fact looking at their regular menu.  Now why, you may ask, did I think that it was an appetizer menu?  Well the first thing I did was look at the prices, all of which were under JA$1000.  In fact, the most expensive item on the menu was JA$850 - fettuccine alfredo with shrimp.  With shrimp!  Have you any idea how much that would cost in Kingston?  My friend and I ordered meals (I had wings, and they were excellent), and we both had drinks (hers was alcoholic). The bill came to $1550 after taxes and the service fee!  Unbelievable!

Unless Portland has a secret source of low cost food, I'd say restaurants in Kingston are robbing their clientele blind!  So if you love your belly, move to Portland!

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Watch, Admire, Grow

It is a truly gratifying experience to watch someone who is great at what they do. Humans have an innate ability, to derive pleasure from seeing others perform.  We enjoy seeing a dancer move her body with fluid, effortless precision; we are enchanted by the melodious tones of a talented vocalist; we are moved by the actor who can pull at our hearts, and coax tears from the most stolid among us; we are thrilled by the inhuman abilities of top athletes.  And we rightfully shower such individuals with accolades.

While what we admire varies based on culture, background, tastes, and interests, the ability to appreciate art in one form or another is universal.  It's not necessary for survival, nor is it functional, but it is satisfying.  And it is also pure, for we may deeply desire to be as good as those we admire, but never do we wish to take from them their talent.  Even the most competitive individuals, across performing arts and sports, respect their peers and even admire opponents.

Taking the time to watch, even study those who excel in their respective fields, can inspire us as much as it delights our hearts.  If we have the rare opportunity to observe these amazing individuals practice, train, and hone their skills, we should learn from their single-mindedness and self-discipline.  For inborn abilities may give them an edge, but only those who dedicate themselves to honing their natural aptitude truly amaze us.

The capacity for greatness is within the human blueprint which all of us share.  Self exploration, discovery, and amelioration will unearth the hidden gifts in each of us, as long as we always pursue personal development.

Friday, 2 December 2011

Don't Overtake Me While I'm Talking!


Most people will agree that driving while using a cellphone is dangerous.  Taking it a step further, driving while doing anything distracting can be dangerous.  However, despite our best efforts, we all do it at some point - either to get directions, or to make a call that we convinced ourselves can't wait.  And let's not mention the Blackberry addicts.  For most of us, we haven't suffered the consequences...yet, and so we continue doing it.

Studies have shown that some people have a knack for multitasking, and can successfully pull off driving while multitasking.  Most people will be quick to decide that they fall into that category.  But truth be told, it's mostly people who have been trained to do this who can pull it off - think law enforcement officials who have a myriad devices to use while driving, military personel who may need to drive and still shoot straight, and taxi drivers who have inhuman driving reflexes.

Some people fall into the "too dangerous to be behind a steering wheel" category, and then they become accidents waiting to happen when you throw a cell phone in the mix.  While running an errand today I ran into one such person, metaphorically speaking.  

The driver in question was ambling along with a clear road in front of him, so I figured that he was about to pull over. In fact, he did pull a bit to the left at one point. Eventually I decided to overtake him so I toot my horn and pulled out, at which point I realized to my annoyance that he was an old geezer on his cell phone.  As I started to level off with him, he began to drift to the right, so I blew my horn and prepared to abort my overtake.  Noticing my attempt to overtake he straightened up his car, and then stuck his hand (and phone) out the window to wave me on in an annoyed manner.  I overtook him and looked back to see him slow down again, almost causing the guy who was now stuck behind him to rear end him.

Forget about banning these people from driving while using a cell phone.  They should not be allowed to own a car and a cell phone!

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Two Minute Blog Post

Sometime ago I purchased "Getting Things Done" by David Allen as an audiobook from Audible.  I started reading it but got lost along the way - somewhere between my commute to work being too short to listen to it, forgetting to listen to it at all, and not being able to follow since I prefer to read books than listen to them.  In fact, this was my first audio book purchase.  

Eventually I bought the Kindle book, but still couldn't seem to finish reading it, as it was simply added to a not so small collection of books I walk around with.  Finally, I decided to just listen to it in chunks whenever I could and I am happy to say that I completed it yesterday.

At some point I also came across a blog post about implementing the Getting Things Done (GTD) method using Evernote.  And thanks to a former colleague and fellow technology enthusiast (you know who you are), I am an avid user of Evernote. I started trying to implement GTD using Evernote.  Again, I got lost along the way.  I realized that I needed to read and understand the methodology before trying the Evernote solution.  I started listening to the chapters on processing and organizing again, and as I listened, I thought about how to implement the recommendations in Evernote.  I was making progress!

In fact, this article is evidence of my progress in implementing GTD.  In the GTD system, you start by collecting all the things you need to do, then you process them. One of the steps in processing is deciding the next action required to complete a task. If the next action will take less than two minutes, then you are supposed to do it then an there.  

You don't have to take a gander at my list to guess which task this post is supposed to get done!

Snap of my GTD Inbox
Sadly, I am too verbose an individual to write an article in two minutes.  Or maybe I just need to learn to type faster!  But guess what, I got my second blog article written and published in quick order.  Now if only I could finish the other two I have sitting in draft.